Welcome to the Future

So, I just picked up a laser printer. I know, I know. Can you say where the fuck nuggets have you been? But it's a step to the edge of a really steep hill I'm trying to grow the gonads to throw myself down.

I spend a lot of time thinking about doing something yet not doing it. The reasons for which would probably require therapy. Really good, really expensive therapy. So I'm left with working shit out on my own. The printer is a symbol of my destination. I'm at the starting line and I know there is a finish line somewhere. My next step is plunging down the hill and seeing what it's gonna take to find it. I'm probably gonna need a helmet.

An Introduction

I am an average guy. I have an average job. And just like most average people, I make excuses for not doing anything about changing the averageness of my life. Pfft, well, that ain't gonna change. And it's not because I'm satisfied with average. Nope. I'm just lazy.



But enough about me..........



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Wait just a second..........



This is my blog, so it's going to be all about me. Or maybe not about me, but whatever innards seep from my eye sockets, splatter across the screen and I fail to wipe away.

Not likely to be too many folks stumbling across this thing, so at the very least, it'll serve as a way for me to talk to myself without the fear of being committed.